P-p-panic mode!

Mind

"Oh,c'mon,this is the easiest part of it all,I don't understand why you're being such a pain in the backside!"

Body

"Nope.It's equally damaging and hellish.As a result,you will have to suffer accordingly.Well,we both have to.And,for your information,it's both our backsides.Yours is just more...metaphorical."

Mind

"Will you just shut up?The world is not going to end with this one exam!Gosh,you always embarrass me!"

Body

"Like you're the one to talk!Believe me,darling,if people knew what was going on in that twisted little box of yours,my blushing and stomach cramps would be the least of our problems!"

Mind

"Oh,hush!It's not like you're helping or anything.Besides,that's not the point right now!We have to focus and get through this with all ships afloat!"

Body

"About that...Would a full-blown panic attack suffice or do I have to pull out the big guns?"

Mind

"Don't push me..."

Body

"Oh,I'd push you,alright!Out of me,that is!All that thinking and rambling and obsessing over stuff!Not healthy,man,not healthy!Not to mention the insane amount of coffee you use as an incentive for practically everything!I can do things on my own,you know..."

Mind

"You'd be nothing without me!Literally.Well,maybe compost,but that's a pretty lousy consolation,don't you think? I own you,buddy!"

Body

"Wanna go into shut down mode and see who's right and who's wrong?"

Mind

"No,I just want this day to be over with and see the both of us intact at the end of it!Actually,I want this whole summer to be productive and fun at the same time,but that can't be achieved if we keep constantly fighting!"

Body

"You're right...But you know I can't help myself!All those years of fear and shyness can't be thrown out the window just like that!Though I'm the one still showing the scars,it's you they belong to..."

Mind

"I know.I'm trying.We're trying.It's hard to become all grown up,isn't it?"

Body

"It sure is..."

Mind

"Let's go kick some exam butt,shall we?"

Body

"Already putting one foot in front of the other!"

Update: The day ended with smiles and success.They lived happily ever after until the next morning.