vineri, 25 decembrie 2009

All I want for Christmas is...chocolate!

A venit si a trecut si Craciunul asta...N-am sa povestesc cum l-am perceput eu,nu vreau sa va intristez sau supar.Rezumand:mult prea cald,mult prea multa mancare,mult prea sters,si emotional,si social.Cel mai mare regret(daca se poate numi asa) este ca n-am baut cafeaua aceea monstruos de fierbinte pe care mi-o doresc arzator de ceva vreme savurata in splendida abstractie de trecut,prezent,viitor.Blanc.Atata tot.Cea mai mare realizare este ca am mancat,in sfarsit,ciocolata si nu oricum,ci uitandu-ma la niste filme care m-au "rupt" de cenusiul pe care-l cultivam sarcuincios in dimineata aceasta "not too merry".Si,oricat am incercat,nu mi-am putut reimprospata emotiile sarbatorii experimentate la 4-5 ani,cand eram mintita cu fericirea...
Eva ramane(imi pare extraordinar de rau:">) inca in blackout,iar dezbaterile mele interioare stau pe "off" o perioada.Aplic acum principiul "rotatie de culturi"-putina diversitate n-are cum sa strice!Ia sa vedem....

"Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

"Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
Mr.Salt: I see.
Mr.Teavee: These flashbacks happen often?
Willy Wonka: Increasingly... today. "

"Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts.
Willy Wonka: Oh, thank you. You smell like... old people. And soap. I like it."

"Willy Wonka: [while passing a room where Oompa Loompa's are shearing pink wool from sheep] I'd rather not talk about this one."

"Mr.Salt: [as the squirrels take Veruca] Where are they taking her?
Willy Wonka: Where all the other bad nuts go, to the garbage chute.
Mr.Salt: Where does the chute go?
Willy Wonka: To the incinerator. But don't worry, we only light it on Tuesdays.
Mike Teavee: Today *is* Tuesday.
Willy Wonka: [after a pause] Well, there's always a chance they decided not to light it today."

"Charlie Bucket: [on chocolate river, deep in factory, passing an open door in which Oompa-Loompas are whipping a cow] Whipped cream.
Willy Wonka: Precisely!
Veruca Salt: That doesn't make sense.
Willy Wonka: For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that."

"Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a *sur*prise!"

"Dr.Wonka: Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!"

"Grandpa Joe: I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes. I used to work for him, you know.
Charlie Bucket: You did?
Grandpa Joe: I did.
Grandma Josephine: He did.
Grandpa George: He did.
Grandma Georgina: I love grapes."

"Mr. Bucket: Your mum and I thought, maybe you want to open your birthday present, tonight. Mrs. Bucket: Here you are.
Charlie Bucket: Maybe I should wait till morning.
Grandpa George: Like hell.
Mr. Bucket: Pop.
Grandpa Joe: All together we're 381 years old. We don't wait."

"Willy Wonka: Little boy, don't push my button."

"Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka.
Willy Wonka:Huh?
Charlie Bucket: Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa song unless they-
Willy Wonka:[interrupts] Improvisation is parlor trick, anyone can do it.
[turns to Violet]
Willy Wonka: You, little girl. Say something. Anything.
Violet Beauregarde: Chewing gum.
Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same."

"Charlie Bucket: Sorry we're late. We were brainstorming.
Grandpa George: Thought I heard thunder."

"Willy Wonka: Little girl? Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!"

"Willy Wonka: [coming upon a tiny door] An important room, this. After all, it is a chocolate factory.
Mike Teavee: Then, why is the door so small?
Willy Wonka: That's to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside. "

"Dr.Wonka: Just last week I was reading in a very important medical journal that some children are allergic to chocolate. Makes their noses itch.
Little Willy Wonka: Maybe I'm not allergic, I could try a piece.
Dr.Wonka: Really? But why take a chance?"

From "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"(Johnny:X=P~8->)-made my day!Va puteti imagina o nebuna razand din tot sufletul la 10 dimineata pe canapea,cu o mata lenesa langa ea si o ciocolata cu alune in mana?!Eu pot,o cunosc destul de bine, zic...

"Cafeaua trebuie sa fie neagra ca iadul, tare ca moartea si dulce ca dragostea." (proverb turcesc)
"Somnul este un simptom al privarii de cofeina."

"Cafeaua este o bautura care te adoarme daca nu o bei."

8-> O,da...

2 comentarii:

Iulia I. spunea...

Willy Wonka [Johnny Depp <333333] e eorul meu 8->
As vinde suflete pentru ciocolata aia =p~

Adriana spunea...

te inteleg,te inteleg 8->
ciocolata+Johnny= <3333=P~