"Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
-Well folks,this will be an experiment for all of us.
-Ooops!Hey,has anyone survived 500ml of this before?
-Nurse,did this patient sign the organ donation card?
-Ya' know..there's big money in kidneys...and this guy has got two of 'em....
-Wait a minute,if this is his spleen,then what's that?!
-Oh,no!I just lost my Rolex.
-Damn!There go the lights again...
-What's this doing here?
-That's cool!Now can you make his leg twitch?!
-Bo!Bo!Come back with that!Bad dog!
-Sterile,schmerile.The floor's clean,right?
-What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?!
-OK,now take a picture from this angle.This is truly a freak of nature.
-This patient has already had some kids,am I correct?
-Don't worry.I think it is sharp enough.
-Better save that.We'll need it for the autopsy.
-Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?"
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
"Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you."