luni, 7 iunie 2010

Funny stuff part 2

"Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

-Well folks,this will be an experiment for all of us.

-Ooops!Hey,has anyone survived 500ml of this before?

-Nurse,did this patient sign the organ donation card?

-Ya' know..there's big money in kidneys...and this guy has got two of 'em....

-Wait a minute,if this is his spleen,then what's that?!

-Oh,no!I just lost my Rolex.

-Damn!There go the lights again...

-What's this doing here?

-That's cool!Now can you make his leg twitch?!

-Bo!Bo!Come back with that!Bad dog!

-Sterile,schmerile.The floor's clean,right?

-What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?!

-OK,now take a picture from this angle.This is truly a freak of nature.

-This patient has already had some kids,am I correct?

-Don't worry.I think it is sharp enough.

-Better save that.We'll need it for the autopsy.

-Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?"

"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

"Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you."

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